JOSE QUERVO READY-TO-DRINK COCKTAILS

If you want to hear a monologue from a bag of bologna you are in luck.
If you don't, you are not alone.


HOWIMETMYBOYFRIEND.COM

I met a boyfriend on Tinder when that was still an embarrassing place to meet your boyfriend. So I created this website that aggregated coherent lies from a bank of random words and phrases. My then-Tinder-boyfriend designed it. Having the link in my Tinder bio helped me upgrade to Tinder boyfriend #2. So in other words, it worked.


I GOT BORED AND MADE THESE PRINT ADS FOR MY FAVORITE WORST FAST FOOD PLACE

If you ever go to Roy Roger's, get the Gold Rush Chicken Sandwich.
Also ask yourself, is this really the life I want to live?


This is the EXTENT OF MY illustrator SKILLS

I promise I made these long before all those terrible train disasters.